People are funny. I called to make an appointment for H to get her eyes checked. This is how it went:

Me. I'd like to make an appointment for me daughter.
Lady. Has she been here before
Me. No
Lady. Ok, her first name, last name.
Me. (gave all the info)
Lady. Her fathers name.
Me. Why do you need that? He's never been there.
Lady. Ok, can I get his name?
Me. Why do you need his name?
Lady. Umm, I guess I can get yours. Will you be using insurance?
Me. No
Lady. What? Are you sure?
Me. Yes. I'm paying for it.
Lady. Silence ... Crickets.
Me. Re you still there?

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